Wednesday 7th January 2015

On the 7th day of Christmas a large proportion of the Poor Little Rich Gay population appeared on TV. Harry Rollo answered correctly before the question had been asked.

On the Eighth day of Christmas Harry Rollo cast a spell on a rival performance artist, who then blocked internally.  This particular artist tends towards music but also possibly banging but is internationally known, like Harry.

On the Ninth day of Christmas the former City Editor of the Express tipped Marks and Spencer shares for 2015

On the Tenth day of Christmas heterosexuals without quite meaning to bared their souls at New Year’s Eve dinner and were fascinating to myself and the Multis

On the 11th day of Christmas, at Harrods and H Nicks, I resolved my simmering sock crisis

On the 12th day of Christmas, at her party, Miss Mina showed her Mother of the Bride outfit although in fact she is Mother of the Groom. It’s a glam, girl biker look, no sign of Val’s vision of the M of the B, tangerine with a cafe au lait lace overlay. Robert Nevil didn’t quite go too far but will do soon