Friday 11th January 2013

Now I’m be used last minute by Laura Malcolm who is having a dinner for the Queen Mother, O’Halloran Ta’oésch’ Marsh, the columnist, Maeve Cinday, who was once an international paparazzo’s accomplice, and some Civil Partners (ugh!).

As it happens Robert Nevil’s sister’s mother-in-law, who is 99, has knitted the Queen Mother from a Knit-Your-Own-Royal-Family kit. It was so difficult she’s not going to attempt any other members.  The wooly Queen Mother has been donated to me, Adrian Edge, and I have graciously accepted.

Then on Sunday, I’m used at the Multis for luncheon.

Did I mentioned that the Blond Multi went to Hampstead? Unheard of . He went to visit a Guru. On the way back the underground railway was held up by gangsters and he had to take a bus, which was an unwelcome novelty. The Photo Multi has occasionally gone by bus and survived but the Blond Multi has never taken Hampstead nor a bus ever before.

The Multis have completely given up the art world, by the way. Their New Year’s Resolution – not to enter Trenton’s Gallery in 2013.

Absolutely shattering! But this is the tremendous power of money.

I still haven’t told you about that amazing new Poor Little Rich Gay encountered in Brighton. The circle in Brighton is astonishing. Very sophisticated, braced and stimulating, like the sea air. Nor have I displayed my subsequent Brighton visit to Eddie Sedgewick, the artist and school friend of Robert Nevil, not seen for months, with the additional treat of  a rare sighting of his companion, Simpson Passmore , the MP for Whirly and Lorraine.

It’ll have to wait. It’ll have to wait.

Knitted Queen Mother with Corgi: Knitted by Robert Nevil’s Sister’s Mother in Law Who is Ninety-Nine

Queen Mother and Corgi Knitted by Robert Nevil’s Sister’s Mother in Law Who is Ninety-Nine. V. Difficult. She won’t Attempt Another Member from the Knit-Your-Own-Royal-Family Kit