Monday 21st May 2012
She’s gained. Robert Nevil told me even Committee members were to be pitched out before her arrival.
But no! He’s graphed her. She’s there.
Poor Little Rich Gays throb so near the Throne – at Jubilee time.

Gardening Queen: the Sacred Majesty of England at Chelsea Flower Show: Shot Taken by Robert Nevil 2 Minutes Ago
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Solange wanted to comment on the gardens from Robert Nevil’s previous dispatch. She has been rendered speechless (and thoughtless) by the sight above.
And big hair too. Whooshed up by her own Solange. Marvellous afternoon outfit. How did Robert Nevil manage it? Security must be lax.
What fit! What bag and gloves! Those shoes will be on their dernier jambes by the end of the Jubilee, though. At 86, plainly she likes a comfortable pair well broken in
Can you please ask Mr Nevill whether Margaret Rhodes was in tow. I have so enjoyed her entertaining recent book about their childhood.
I don’t think she was. She’s not used for Official Engagements, only for stumping over moors. She’s too ramshackle and smokes, for London
But why is she wearing completely different clothes in this morning’s papers, and a horrid hairnet?
she went home and changed; the mauve is from the evening; unusually she stayed for supper, smiley , realxed . LIW Susan Hussey and many friends . Pss Michael despite unfort and mortal events outsideRussian sofa store present and HM smiley with her also. Don’t you rather admire the web/net/hat? with dots of velvet it wd call itself a merry widow. Not taht HM wd ever be that . Im cert contemplating the veiled head as face euphemiser [more ethical and cheaper than knife]and diet [only teeny dollshouse bridge rolls of narrow guage wd forcefit through that denier of veiling]. Nine pounds the three metres. So , no surp, she’s thrifty also ; that pinch of web prob comes fr Berners-Lee Millinery at rather more dosh though . Fr strippers’ outfitters of Harborne[helo Jack Woolley oh no that’s Sturchley] it wdve been coming in under the 20 p. .
Thank God! I was beginning to suspect the worst of Robert Nevil who has been know to indulge in hoaxes