Sunday 8th April 2012
India once again held back. The Lord has Risen!
I was saying to Val yesterday, if Jesus existed, why do we know so little about him? There must have been more to him than doing miracles and making announcements. What did he think about lettuce, for instance, or gravy? God, too – what does he do all day? Where does he live?
But let’s not get bogged down in detail. For Poor Little Rich Gays, the sense that life is measured, if not judged, is important. Some prefect in the sky, regardless of existence, spurs us on. Otherwise we’d be no better than the vain, foolish Earls’ Court Gays.
Poor Little Rich Gays will rise again: who knows what the summer holds? Such richness! What new configurations of friends and lovers? What will the Poor Little Rich Gay signature summer dish be? What will replace fennel shivered over the barest flame for four hours and spread on pain polene? What about summer scarves? Will they remain crucial?
The Gay Mother’s vicar was just a teeny bit upsetting this morning. His Easter Sermon raged against ghastly concupiscence; apparently giving only begins once we’ve disposed of 10 per cent of what we have to those less fortunate.
I don’t think so. The Lord loves a well-honed interior, a really good bronzer, a stunning ensemble of frockage. It is our calling to embroider his Gifts.
Whether in existence or not, the Lord is a kindly all-embracing Prefect. He comforts the Poor Little Rich Gay on his gruelling path; he does not judge, unless really bad.
He ‘brings us safe through Jordan to our home above.’
Well, not quite, because our Home is never quite what it should be. But we strive ever onward.
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Oh do get on with it.
If you want to write about the divine, then write about ME.
When you have a genuine PLRG PotR (Peer of the Realm) to hand, I cannot see why you spend time on these Heseltine-like self-made Multis.
Fascinating! Is this the true Lord Arrowby? Who is a life-peer – would he call himself a ‘peer of the realm’? Is also entirely self-made, apart from prep and public, of course. Also doesn’t boast, at least not with me when he can be entirely himself.
Are you seriously alleging that someone has hacked into Arrowby’s account? I should be very surprised as I know how seriously security is taken at the highest levels of the CS.
I don’t think Lord Arrowby is in the CS. He stalks the highest corridors in a mysterious capacity. That is all that is known. Thank you for your concern though.
Solange was saying to me only yesterday one cannot take security too seriously. Surely Arrowby knows this. He is, after all, gilded in every aspect of his life.
Excuse my profound ignorance – but what is CS?
The Civil Service
Her Britannic Majesty’s Civil Service