Sunday 12th February 2012
So Kusama boarded today; her new work is on show at Trenton’s Gallery. The PV was on Thursday and once again she was wheeled out; people like to crouch before her and grasp her hand while addressing. I have to say I’m in crisis about the new work; the critic in the Graph thought: a bandana to wear at a rock concert? But where’s the terrifying mental disturbance? Maybe it’s all right though because she already did greatness earlier.
On Friday I gave a dinner; it’s killing me because Peter Acharya, who was been impersonated in Trinidad, knew Princess Anne’s hairdresser and used to meet Stephen Hester in the lavs at his workplace (nothing improper), came out with an absolute classic but I can’t remember what it was. He’s trying to book for the Jubilee but won’t pay £700 a head for riverside view and dinner. Then his boiler conked and the woman on the phone at boiler headquarters said he should try re-pressurizing by crawling underneath it and turning a tap. He went mental and did not put the phone down for some time.
Meanwhile the Multis have been enjoying hotel life at Ananda, the health spa in the Himalayas; Matthew and Casey, the matching Toronto gays, have been replaced by Susan and Merle, a lady with large handbag and the Dalai Lama who showed them his iPhone (see graphs below). They’ve gone into skirts, but above the waist are the City tailored look with twist as always – huge ties, huge cuff links,bigger checks and stripes than normally seen, the overall creation astonishing.
Tomorrow they leave Ananda, I believe, for a general tour of India.
The Dalai Lama Shows iPhone: An Intimate Moment with the Multis as They Participate in Hotel Life at Ananda, Himalayas
Kusama at Trenton's Gallery on Thursday
Merle and Susan at Ananda, Himalayas
Lady with Handbag at Ananda, Himalayas
Hotel Life at Ananda, Himalayas
Tea-Service at Ananda, Himalayas
Well-Staffed Wall in India
Ananda Buggy, With Cover On: Ananda, Himalayas
Good Poor Little Rich Gay Definition of Love on Ananda Menu, Himalayas
Unadorned Himalayian Scene
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i recognise that bag – it is designed by A McQueen.
Is it a pre- or post-death design? A McQ had a sadist streak, perhaps, for this bag makes enormous demands on the bearer owing to size and number of zips. Which reminds me, I must get a bag for the Gay Mother whose 88th birthday is next week.
I trust that on their royal progress the Multis will, like Adela Quested, seek out “the real India” – without perhaps getting into difficulties in caves. (It’s a book: the Photo Multi has never read a book, as he often proclaims) So far, they might as well have been in deepest Berkshire.
Berkshire! I hardly think so. No dhotis below the waist, philosophical menus nor sacred river in Berkshire. Only our national river, of course
Berkshire is the sort of county where one expects to find international spas; Ananda might be in the Alps or the Catskills or indeed anywhere: I refer you to the photo of those international harpies captioned ‘Hotel Life at Ananda’ and to the actual food on the menu. As for the “philosophical” aspect of the menu: I think this may owe rather more to the “best of International Wellness Experiences” (as boasted of on the hotel’s publicity) than to the Upanishads.
Can this by any chance be the same (trademarked) IWE which offers courses in Las Vegas in which the following highly rigorous philosophy is taught:
“Learn the system that will set you free
from regret, anger, grief and fear.
Learn to Clear Trauma from every cell
Gain immediate benefits.
Enhance your business skills.”
We hope that the Multis own business skills will be enhanced by a diet consisting of those well-known Indian dishes of Wok-Tossed Diced Turkey Ham and Phyllo Wrapped Baked Asparagus Salad.
I think we’ll find that it’s all washed off the Multis. They won’t be brain-washed, thank the Lord. Do tell the Queen when you see her. I know she’s been worried.
I think Robert Nevill, dear Adrian, is bang on with his Berkshire reference, I have often seen dhotis donned in Bracknell, Wokingham and even in Slough. I believe the sacred Thamesges runs through it.
Well, maybe…. dear, darling Massivebury, adored country home of loathed Robin Smallmeal, head of landfill in this country or whatever, and his companion, the tearful Simon Limpney, was in Berkshire, before it was bulldozed into a pit.
Dear A,
It’s Eva (High fashion/ maintenance woman, friend of Multis) & I love reading about their journey in India. Look forward to catching up at Blond Multi’s Event. Bag definitely McQueen while he was designing and is a form of NOVAK (after Kim). Off to LFW to source suitable frockage for the party. See you there. X
I do hope you’ll be interested in my coverage of the Alice Temperley Show last night.
I can’t wait for your frockage for the party. You are always outstanding
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