Tuesday 31st January 2012

What about Sir Goodwin? Or rather Mr…

Well, the Multis have been incarcerated… at Ananda. It’s in the Himalayas. The regime is mud and salt but also Ayurveda, Vedanta and Yoga.

Actually it’s not a prison; it’s probably well over a £1000 a day. But that high up and that far away, what possibility of escape? They’re in for two weeks.

I’m thinking the Multis are already members of one cult – the cult of Margaret. It’s so easy to switch to another, therefore.  They’re cult-prone. What is this Vedanta? Or Ayurveda?

Let’s hope they come back as Gods, mounted on trays, held aloft and covered in flowers – rather than any menacing Bhagwash, Mentmore-style

There’s something I’m not telling you, though. There’s more than meets the eye.