Sunday 21st August 2011
Yes, yes, yes! Last night we took the Osteria di Montegonzi, where Cameron consumed his last supper before boarding for the riots. We sat at the table where he sat. Lady Carmichael, the Blond Multi’s mother, sat in the place where he sat; the Photo Multi sat in the place where Sam Cam sat. The waiter, Samuele (lovely kitchen; also dropped the welcome glasses of prosecco so the heart bled even more ) was not overly perplexed by our intense interest: where did they park? where did the security guards sit? did they use the toilets?
Lady Carmichael fought with the Photo Multi for a less expensive wine and lost. Poor Little Rich Gays and their mothers, or mothers-in-law – many learned papers have been written on the subject.
Actually we had serious conversation: Connor Cadoux, of the Australian Poor Little Rich Gays, who joined earlier from visiting nearby rellies, said: ‘Look what happened to Japan! Why should we be any different?’ I didn’t find this helpful. But gloom was general. The Blond Multi’s sister, Cecilia Voile, who dines in highest investment circles, had nothing encouraging to report.
Ten years, they’re saying. The Blond too.
At lunch time Connor Cadoux arrived at the villa. Lady Carmichael had not seen nipple rings before but took to them quickly and even suggested that they could be combined to good effect with Prince Dmitri’s lederhosen – i.e no shirt. At breakfast this morning she was overcome by the exceptionally bollocky swimming trunks worn by Connor.
Connor himself thought that the Multis had got grand having a security guard but it was Prince Dmitri in a shirt left over from the Korean War.
This afternoon the Photo Multi continued his work of re-styling the villa.
The Actual Cameron Table, Where We Dined Too
The Chair He Sat In: Cameron Sat Here
The Chair She Sat In: Sam Cam Sat Here
The Actual Cameron Table: Overview
The Osteria di Montegonzi Where Cameron Took a Last Supper
Connor Cadoux: Nipple Rings
Prince Dmitri: Assumed a Security Guard by Connor Cadaux
The Photo Multi Instantly Seized this Image and Graphed: This is His Graph. The Sculpture Could be by Yoko Ono or Kusama. The Balls Are for the Blond Multi's Play, as is the Frisbee (Not Shown)
The Photo Multi Re-Styled the Mugs in the Villa Kitc Today
Photo Multi: Sunglasses, Freshly Bought
The Photo Multi: Holiday Shoe Cupboard: 14 Pairs
The Multis' Villa Twin
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Photos of the Blond Multi’s shorts are one thing, but I think we draw the line at nipple rings. There are many “specialist” websites (or so I’m told) for those of your readers who feel an unaccountable urge to gaze upon such things.
Couldn’t we have photos of the three different kinds of ravioli instead?
thanks for 3 different pairs of Birkenstock.
Ravioli all look the same from the outside.
I’ve never worn them myself. Cecilia Voile, the Blond Multi’s sister, said that in childhood she had a raging passion to wear Dr Scholl’s but Lady Carmichael wouldn’t have it. She was only allowed later when her younger sister demanded them, she said. I think Lady Carmichael was right: you can’t have children in shoes you buy in a chemist.
I had a pair of Dr Scholls because my mother thought I walked better in them than anything else. What I really preferred were my brown patent lace up platform shoes. Truly hideous. LAURA MALCOLM, WHO HAS NOW GAINED TUSCANY, USED THE COMPUTER OF ME, ADRIAN EDGE TO POST THIS COMMENT. I have been hacked AT LAST!
I’m now confused as to who was made to wear Dr Scholls in childhood. Was it the Malcolm or Edge family that should have been investigated by the NSPCC?
I’m sure, given the photo of his Imelda Marcos cupboard, we’d all like to know what the Photographer Multi wore on his feet during his childhood.
It was Laura Malcolm who was made to wear Dr Scholls. Cecilia Voile, the Blond Multi’s sister, craved them but was forbidden. I’m sure you are right to see the Photo Multi’s childhood footwear options as likely to be significant