Wednesday 20th July 2011

To tell the truth, I was glued yesterday to those hearings. The Gay Mother, with whom I’m resident, absolutely refused to believe in Rebekah Brooks’ hair.

Awful, since there’s so much to engrave and emblazon: the Photo Multi’s last minute visit, the Bulgarian Orphans’ Chinese Gala, Bruce MacBain’s curtain agony, Val’s ascent to the top despite everything, not to mention my sales shopping and the ducklings – did I mention the Multis hatched another batch of fluffy squeakies which hurled themselves from the wraparound penthouse terrace straight into the national river below with great success? There was a second (or third now)  fleet of Poor Little Rich Gay terrace ducklings which were going to be kept and treasured and lavished with expensive equipment by the Gays after the duck rescue service said they were the wrong breed and would be put down if removed. But they are nolonger  en-terraced. I can’t remember why. Possibly they went to a care home. The Gays in question are in the care-home line. I must ask Peter Acharya but he’s got the death of Princess Anne’s hairdresser on his hands. She will attend the memorial service apparently – in which case so will I. Princess Anne’s hairdresser was completely impossible; could not be contained by the London Clinic, even when lashed by every kind of illness, would always escape and clatter into Scotts with a cohort of  champagne-friendly nurses managing the drip gantry.  No-one could create such chignons… the same might be said of Val after he’s gone (dread the day) re: cutting on the bias.

So in the meantime, here are some graphs: the first shows Robert Nevil as the Tree of Heaven at the Bulgarian Orphanage gala. He accompanied Anthony Mottram, of Mottram Corp Inc, at the Bulgarian Orphanage this year. Mottram Corp shows the nicer face of capitalism by sponsoring a drama festival for the orphans every summer, culminating in a gala.  This year it was a Chinese theme. I, still kept in Abu Ghraib by Mottram after falling out over the rich, complex web of Poor Little Rich Gay relationships in which we were arranged, was left behind. This year, the Western patrons, or white European ladies, in a departure from tradition, participated in the gala. Mottram played Madame Mao, who, like many Poor Little Rich Gays, was perfectly charming once you really got to know and understand her.

Robert Nevil as The Tree of Heaven at the Bulgarian Orphanage Chinese Show

The Multi-Terrace-Born Ducklings: Born at the Top

Born on the Multi Wraparound, This Second Batch of Multi-Born Ducklings Establish Themselves in Our National River

The Second Batch of Multi-Born Ducklings Sail Away to the Future on Our National River - The Foam Curicues that Decorate are Unfortunately Pollution Most Likely