Dermarolla – Update on Fergus Strachan’s Radical New Facial Treatment

Wednesday 20th October 2010

By the way, I’m in Yorkshire with the Gay Mother. Much to tell. Hotel life.

I said to Fergus Strachan at the weekend, ‘You look ten years younger.’ He was furious. ‘There’s no effect at all until the second treatment.’

Fergus is the partner of Angus Willis, very learned, reads works of science and philosophy, is incredibly well-informed about all the undesirable regimes of the world; a lawyer.

Would such a person embark on dodgy facial work? From one who is an oncologist by day and has made a deep study of Dermarolla from a scientific and medical point of view?

Dermarolla is a process of rolling a spiked roller all over the face. It hurts hardly at all.  Even round the eyes it goes. After three treatments carried out at six-week intervals some cells are re-activated and your face is re-born. £700. You only need to top up once a year ever after.

By Christmas Fergus will be through and we will see the results.

This could be huge.

Posted Wednesday, October 20, 2010 under Adrian Edge day by day.

4 comments

  1. Laura Malcolm says:

    Die young stay pretty. Although too late for us all now I suppose.

  2. Adrian Edge says:

    Don’t say that. Dermarolla will work!

  3. Fergus Strachan says:

    I’m pleased to announce that, since the weekend, I have now been subjected to the second bout. I resemble a snake shedding its skin and, on the contrary, Adrian, it hurt like buggery this time. Still, you know what they say – you’ve got to be narcissistic masochist to go for beauty treatments that are alleged to work. Or Madonna.

  4. Adrian Edge says:

    Poor Little Rich Gays here and throughout the world are with you

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