Saturday 11th September 2010

Pastor Jones is not going to burn the Koran apparently. But what should Poor Little Rich Gays burn? We too are a rare cult of some four million, although throbbing at the centre of things, dripping with insider knowledge,  rather more the Dove World Outreach Centre of Gainesville, Florida.

We must burn something. So we can go to the White House.  Or have the White House come to us.

Then, miracle, Gulietta Bambino leaves a comment (See Comments on ‘Landmark Birthday? New Ways to Gain Unsurpassed Gala Glory?’ 8th September 2010) ‘Is Welcome Mat management very PLRG or not?’

Of course, that’s it. That’s how you manage a Welcome Mat. You set it on fire, especially if it’s someone else’s. After that, you can advance to: toilets that are not cantilevered and without concealed cistern, cream chinos worn with blue business shirt, often with black shoes, when offered as leisure outfit, all variegated plants, estate cars, supermarket grooming products, German food, gluvine, cheap loo paper that makes dust, perfumes you don’t like.