Wednesday 4th August 2010

As if the Pink List were not enough –  now there’s all this fuss about cloned Poor Little Rich Gays contaminating mainstream society. And then hysterical Girl Guides demanding that all air-brushed Poor Little Rich Gays are clearly labelled as unreal.

What rubbish!  Leave the Poor Little Rich Gays alone.

The nerds in white coats who are growing Poor Little Rich Gays in petri dishes should be invited to tea at BP tomorrow. Except that HM’s gone to Balmoral and the decor there’s frightful.

What could be better? The more non- employees (Be quiet, Smallmeal!), with art collections, frockage, hair, products, interiors, utterly  impossible, fabulous, on the verge, rich but poor, poor but rich, not always very nice, bristling with detail, making, making, scheming for money, relationships oddly configured, not normal,  possibly unright in the head but who cares, the better.

As for the Girl Guides, they can get on with  learning how to light a fire in dustbin in the event of a national emergency but hung with dire unmissable placards: ‘Keep away. Absolutely as Nature Intended’.