Saturday 26^th June 2010

So much to tell. Disparate Poor Little Rich Gays are foregathered in Cap Ferrat for Ralph Kitto’s 50^th birthday. But it turns out we know people who know…  we’re all connected, bound in a web, unbeknownest. Simeon Bond, the banker and patron of the arts, is here! I couldn’t believe it. Nearly fell off the Cap. I thought he was in a different branch of the Poor Little Rich Gays altogether, friend of Harry Rollo, the impresario and performance artist. Some others, never met by me before (one’s a flower arranger, the other builds hospitals) are friends of  Ed Jasper, the bed linen expert, and recently had him to stay at their house in the Cotswolds.

So God meant the Poor Little Rich Gays, you can be sure of that.

But the Multis! Where are these property-empire-building,company-owning tycoons?  You do hear things. You know they were supposed, by pure coincidence, being some of the few who don’t know Ralph Kitto, to be at the Voile d’Or, here in Cap Ferrat, from Thursday. Their flight to Nice was cancelled. But did they take another? Since then there’s been nothing but unexplained photographs of gorgeous living from the Photographer Multi. They’re alive – up until midday today at least.  But what about the picture of the abandoned shoes on a beach – if that’s what it is? See below.

I texted as soon as I gained the Hotel le Panoramic yesterday, especially since the panorama turned out to be their hotel, the Voile, at 600 euros a night, 600% more expensive.

No reply – until this morning, and then it was just graphs.

My theory is they’ve gone to Glastonbury, to that music festival. The Blond Multi does like pop music. The Photographer Multi once graphed the owner. And there were those Druidical tendencies apparent earlier in the week, the sudden interest in Midsummer rites. Somehow they’ve got a tent with a silver cow creamer in it (see graph below) and gracious salad service.

Let us pray for their safe return.

Abandoned Multi Shoes! Have they Run Away to Sea, Leaving Style-Statement on the Beach?

Cow-Creamer, Possibly in the Multis' Tent at Glastonbury

Salad Possibly Served in the Multis' Tent at Glastonbury