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Difficult Times

Saturday 8th May 2010

Of course Lord Arrowby is absolutely throbbing at the centre of things. We’re always there, Poor Little Rich Gays, at the centre of things, in some shape or form. That’s the whole point. Watch out for him on the TV, with better hair and skin than the others and lovely blue eyes. These behind-the-scenes Greatnesses are banging together the heads of the politicians, backed up by Her Majesty, possibly, until such time as they buck up and form a gov.

They are our only hope.

Do not think I am not afraid. Nobody likes to see falling markets. I have been trying to console myself with grooming-product thoughts. I really do think I will finally buy Dr Brandt’s Microdermabrasion Creme at £62 from Space NK. They been pushing me towards it for weeks. I’m also uplifted to hear that Kiehl’s have brought out a bronzer in the ‘Facial Fuel’ range.

I feared for the Multis. No Tory victory. Unthinkable. Dreadful silence all day yesterday. Could they have self-gassed or self-hurled from the penthouse balcony? But no, today straight back up again. The Photographer Multi graphing away. Amazing. The spirit that has made England and Poor Little Rich Gays.

They managed to have lunch. See graphs below.

Today is the 80th birthday of the Photographer Multi’s mother. She declined all grandeur and hordes of Poor Little Rich Gays at a function. She is absolute king-pin and churchwoman in her village.Instead there is to be a quiet dinner.

I leave these graphs, sent today by the Photographer Multi, to speak for themselves.