{"id":6522,"date":"2015-04-10T21:07:35","date_gmt":"2015-04-10T20:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=6522"},"modified":"2015-04-10T21:07:35","modified_gmt":"2015-04-10T20:07:35","slug":"my-easter-message-comes-through-late-val-texts-re-saharan-dust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=6522","title":{"rendered":"My Easter Message Comes Through Late &#8211; Val Texts re: Saharan&nbsp;Dust"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friday 10th April 2015<\/p>\n<p>My Easter Message suddenly came through. Easter eggs, and choc-y Easter bunnies come to that. \u00a0How do you get into them? An intractable lump with no opportunity for biting into emerges from the foil. So you bang it in the drawing room. It shatters and makes crumbs. The worst known crumbs\u2026 waxy, indelible and perpetually crumby. Lethal to upholstery. \u00a0So Christ&#8217;s Thorns stick through the Easter joy and will not go away.<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise Val has texted about the Saharan Dust which threatens us in the Capital. &#8216;Watch out for the Saharan dust!&#8217; he says. &#8216;We&#8217;ll need to do something creative with scarves and gloves.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve such thrilling news of Hastings. Come back later for more. On Sunday, all being well, I go down to the remote far West, where \u00a0Robert Nevil has been swilling out the chair covers in preparation.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday 10th April 2015 My Easter Message suddenly came through. Easter eggs, and choc-y Easter bunnies come to that. \u00a0How do you get into them? An intractable lump with no opportunity for biting into emerges from the foil. So you bang it in the drawing room. It shatters and makes crumbs. The worst known crumbs\u2026 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrain-edge"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6522"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6523,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6522\/revisions\/6523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}