{"id":632,"date":"2009-11-10T15:50:02","date_gmt":"2009-11-10T15:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=632"},"modified":"2009-11-10T16:28:20","modified_gmt":"2009-11-10T16:28:20","slug":"lavish-canapes-with-david-cameron-%e2%80%93-then-down-the-lahore-kebab-house-with-the-multis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=632","title":{"rendered":"Lavish Canapes with David Cameron \u2013 then down the Lahore Kebab House with the Multis"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tuesday 10th<\/sup> November 2009<\/p>\n

Yes!\u00a0 I saw him. He addressed The Conservative City Circle. The trouble was he looked exactly the same as on telly. I had to keep pinching myself \u2013 it really is him, it\u2019s not telly.<\/p>\n

The Multis were very down on his suit \u2013 creased around the crotch, cheap, they said. And his shoes rock-bottom but hair good. I thought the look was supposed to have been created by Richard James. Of its kind \u2013 businessman with tiny dash of style \u2013 not bad. He had a plain white shirt and plain purple tie \u2013 quite stylish. Full marks for absence of dismal blue stripped shirt, as worn by most other men present. Cloth of suit had a slight expensive sheen \u2013 I love a sheen.<\/p>\n

If he\u2019d wanted to be absolutely sure of my vote, he should have had waxed jeans, bum-freezer prep school blazer from Top Shop, scoop-neck T-shirt, big necklace and bracelets and pointy boots by Prada.<\/p>\n

The speech made no specific reference to Poor Little Rich Gays and their needs, although I could smell a pleasant waft of: Tories equals more money, for gays and straights alike. (Do you know, I\u2019ve been awfully good and never voted for them) The Multis thought his remarks should have been more tailored to the City audience \u2013 references to people on middle incomes rather over the heads of the listeners. He was awfully rude about Gordon Brown throwing his Nokia phone about \u2013 slanderous even. I don\u2019t think he would have said such things on telly.<\/p>\n

Have you heard about the phones? More insider information \u2013 GB is supposed to get through two Nokias a week. Hurls them to the floor. Terrible temper.<\/p>\n

The abundance of the occasion astonishing. Tray after tray of canap\u00e9s surged out from the nether regions; we reckoned we were on a canap\u00e9 a minute throughout, with glass refilled every five at least. There was: foie gras with fig, chicken satay, samosas, mini-pizzas, smoked salmon roulades, cold Yorkshire pudding with rare beef, all about 7 out 10, except the last.<\/p>\n

I had arrived before the Multis. For some reason, they were waiting for the congestion charge to end before driving in in the convertible. \u00a0I found a chair and watched the Tories coming through the door: grey, grey, charcoal, grey, grey, grey, charcoal… That\u2019s their suits. They are marvellous; they haven\u2019t changed since the 80s. They still look like expensive, quite large dogs. The young men are still blond, blue-eyed, not quite good-looking.<\/p>\n

I did have a little dread of Smallmeal, but no sign of the dear little Pekinese face beneath the Lord Lichfield semi-bouffant sadly.<\/p>\n

Afterwards, we dashed to the Lahore Kebab House off Commercial Road. Do we know it? It\u2019s the cheapest restaurant in London. Imagine the blond Multi queuing up at the corner shop opposite to buy wine (it\u2019s Bring Your Own). Later he got some of the meat starter on his brand-new looking tie. \u2018I’ve been thinking this tie has got to go for a while,\u2019 he said.\u00a0 It seemed to be assumed: stain equals chuck.<\/p>\n

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Name Tags of MPs who were No Show at Cameron's talk. Viggers was the one with the Duck House <\/p><\/div>\n

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The Blond Multi's Tie Terminated at the Lahore Kebab House<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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