Sunday 8th November 2009<\/p>\n
I’ve at last put something on the ‘About’ page, so if you’re new to this site, why not look there?<\/p>\n
Or even if you’re not.<\/p>\n
MPs’ expenses – I’ve been threatening to hold forth for weeks and now it’s too late. Sir Christopher Kelly’s report seems finally to have knocked out the story. At last! Thank the Merciful…! But tomorrow I’m going with the Multis and Prince Dmitri to hear David Cameron speak in the City. I have to be careful what I say. I think he’s an upper class thug. But they love Mrs Thatcher. In fact she was absent this morning from the Cenotaph. Could she be \u00e0 la porte de mort<\/em>?\u00a0 Should she die, don’t forget to phone the Multis immediately and condole.<\/p>\n Needless to say my Poor Little Rich Gay views on the MPs’ expenses affair are impossible. Couldn’t give a damn, whole thing vastly out of proportion, sick of measly weasly British public whining on, \u00a368,000 a wretched wage, of course they had to boost it by whatever means, the only real crime excessive patronage of John Lewis.<\/p>\n But that’s not the\u00a0 point. It’s my inside information. Poor Little Rich Gays always have inside information. I can’t let it go. I’m leaning on the feeble excuse that I’m seeing Cameron tomorrow.<\/p>\n My inside information is to do with him.<\/p>\n I’ve suddenly thought: what if Smallmeal’s at the rally? He’s supposed to have gone over to Cameron. Made a massive donation. What if great lashes of leccy whipping between Smallmeal and myself electrocute the future PM?By accident.<\/p>\n On the other hand, Cameron might get quite bullish. He might say to Smallmeal, ‘Now look here, Smallmeal, you silly queen, I don’t want your landfill (or whatever) money while you’re carrying on this ridiculous queenaria with poor little Adrian Edge.’<\/p>\n What I heard was, from a most exclusive source, in Brussels, in the think-tank via the Bank, as follows: Cameron, when the MPs’ expenses so-called scandal was at its height back in the summer, rather saw to it, was, just possibly, doing a bit of fancy work behind the scenes, to ensure that all the useless old squirearchy-type Tories, not good for party image, were the ones most richly bollocked. You remember – the one with the duck house, the one with the moat, the one with the trees (whose wife, incidentally, had lunch with the Gay Mother). While others, particularly himself, were merely scented with the lightest whiff of fart gas.<\/p>\n But now Sir Christopher Kelly has made a special point of banning MPs from claiming for mortgage repayments on their second homes, a practice lavishly enjoyed by Cameron.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sunday 8th November 2009 I’ve at last put something on the ‘About’ page, so if you’re new to this site, why not look there? Or even if you’re not. MPs’ expenses – I’ve been threatening to hold forth for weeks and now it’s too late. Sir Christopher Kelly’s report seems finally to have knocked out […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrain-edge"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":631,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions\/631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}