{"id":5347,"date":"2014-02-15T23:36:11","date_gmt":"2014-02-15T23:36:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=5347"},"modified":"2014-02-15T23:36:11","modified_gmt":"2014-02-15T23:36:11","slug":"val-triumphant-with-new-cake-stand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=5347","title":{"rendered":"Val Triumphant with New&nbsp;Cake-Stand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday 15th February 2014<\/p>\n<p>Val&#8217;s got a new cake-stand. I called last week to collect the Gay Mother&#8217;s suede car coat, which belonged to Great Aunt Dangly who died in 1975. Now the Gay Mother is herself 90 in a few days time.<\/p>\n<p>Val had made a cake which he offered. Then he produced a strange metal object, possibly a early radio microphone from the BBC. &#8216;Just look,&#8217; he said, pulling at the item which at once flowered into a three-tier cake stand. &#8216;You can have doillies,&#8217; I said. Both our early lives were much taken up with doillies. Later on Anthony Mottram, &#8216;consultant&#8217; of Prague, thought of another less obvious place where they could cause daintiness. &#8216;Oh no,&#8217; Val said, &#8216;it&#8217;s self-doillie-ing.&#8217; And so it was. Each &#8216;plate&#8217; of the stand is fretted like a doillie. So decorative and \u00a0attractive.<\/p>\n<p>But Val&#8217;s actual cake did not come via the stand which is too good for use perhaps or only for best.<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise Val had Dame Edna&#8217;s coffee table book out. We poured over the recipes for Pacific Grill Surprise, which is sausages poked through pineapple rings and Left-Over Quiche, where apr\u00e8s party debris, such as half-eaten sausage rolls, prawn sandwiches or contaminated cocktail onions \u00a0(&#8216;Be sure to pick out any broken glass or cigarette ends&#8217; Edna purrs helpfully) form the filling for a delicious Quiche.<\/p>\n<p>What a visit to Val!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5350\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?attachment_id=5350\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5350\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5350\" class=\"size-large wp-image-5350\" title=\"IMG_4551\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_4551-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_4551-562x750.jpg 562w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_4551-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5350\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">What is this Strange Object? Could it be an Early Microphone?<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_5349\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?attachment_id=5349\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5349\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5349\" class=\"size-large wp-image-5349\" title=\"IMG_4549\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_4549-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_4549-562x750.jpg 562w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_4549-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5349\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Look What it Does! It&#8217;s a Self-Doilie-ing Cake Stand<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_5348\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?attachment_id=5348\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5348\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5348\" class=\"size-large wp-image-5348\" title=\"IMG_4545\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_4545-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_4545-562x750.jpg 562w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_4545-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5348\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dame Edna&#8217;s Coffee Table Book. Pacific Grill Surprise is Bottom Left: Veggie Mould Just Above It to the Right<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday 15th February 2014 Val&#8217;s got a new cake-stand. I called last week to collect the Gay Mother&#8217;s suede car coat, which belonged to Great Aunt Dangly who died in 1975. Now the Gay Mother is herself 90 in a few days time. Val had made a cake which he offered. 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