{"id":5160,"date":"2013-11-27T19:39:17","date_gmt":"2013-11-27T19:39:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=5160"},"modified":"2013-11-27T20:00:59","modified_gmt":"2013-11-27T20:00:59","slug":"poor-little-rich-gays-rich-with-sayings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=5160","title":{"rendered":"Poor Little Rich Gays Rich with&nbsp;Sayings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday 27th November 2013<\/p>\n<p>Joshua Baring has experienced his brother Bovver&#8217;s Stag Weekend in Amsterdam. A full report is expected soon.<\/p>\n<p>Last week the sample sale at Alice Temperley was attended by Aunt Lavinia and myself at the invitation of Cousin Barley. We picked out a purple cardy for the Gay Mother with tight cobweb sleeves for her to wear for her 90th Birthday. For Aunt Lavinia it was a fantastic evening coat, sculpted, complex, unique cut, in azure. The cardy was \u00a350 and the coat \u00a380.<\/p>\n<p>A superb, glowing, honey-skined man appeared in a German hunting outfit, nippy, whippy and trim, huge at Temperley and known to Joshua Baring. Joshua dined with him at the highest level only the other day. Which I mentioned. &#8216;You have to be so careful,&#8217; he said.<\/p>\n<p>Over lunch at Zedel, Aunt Lavinia mentioned that she&#8217;d found a short mink coat at the back of a cupboard. Must have been there for years. She&#8217;d no idea.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been in the country since Sunday, outlining to the Gay Mother plans for her 90th Birthday. &#8216;I hope I live,&#8217; she said. &#8216;It would be a drawback if you didn&#8217;t,&#8217; I said. She&#8217;s only got to carry on until February. We listened to the news. They said last winter there were 31000 excess deaths owing to the cold. &#8216;Good way of weeding them out,&#8217; the Gay Mother said. At 89, you&#8217;re probably entitled to speak like this. She has tried on the cardy and might just wear it. It suits. In the process a button fell off (unique faceted jet) and could not be found. Later it suddenly appeared for no reason. Creepy.<\/p>\n<p>Tuesday of last week Val came up for &#8216;Philomena&#8217; which we loved. Not at all sentimental as feared. Killing time in Waterstone&#8217;s we bumped into a massive publishing figure. Val said, &#8216;Who could think Tom Sharpe funny?&#8217; We agreed that what we find funny nobody else does: the &#8216;hard-wearing flowers&#8217; always placed under the portrait of Marcia Blane in &#8216;The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie&#8217;. Also the musquash coats of the Edinburgh ladies that would &#8216;see them all their days&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>But most people like knockabout and banana skin.<\/p>\n<p>Wednesday Ed Jasper and Roland Mainflower gave a dinner. I self-invited for their garden opening in June. Am also having a wale of a time picking over luxury B and Bs near their house in Suffolk where I will stay for Roland&#8217;s 50th in July. One gets so picky over radiators and cushion covers after looking at 50 or 60 photos of luxury B and B rooms called &#8216;Quadrille&#8217; or &#8216;Under the Beams&#8217;. One of the guests at the dinner seemed somewhat brittle. Later I googled and found he was the one who organised the &#8216;Marchioness&#8217; party. That was the boat that was mown down in the Thames in the 80s. He&#8217;s never got over it, poor thing.<\/p>\n<p>I should also mention that Lord Arrowby is getting incredibly intimate with the Royal family. He had Wales last Thursday and her Actual Majesty on Monday in Private Audience. She is a useful contact for him and a good person to be in with. I thought maybe she would rock on with him to his next engagement at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern. Unfort a snoop graph of Majesty at home for the Poor Little Rich Gays was not possible.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, do take &#8216;Last Tango in Halifax&#8217; if you have time for telly. Quite outstanding, especially for BBC1<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday 27th November 2013 Joshua Baring has experienced his brother Bovver&#8217;s Stag Weekend in Amsterdam. A full report is expected soon. Last week the sample sale at Alice Temperley was attended by Aunt Lavinia and myself at the invitation of Cousin Barley. 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