{"id":3652,"date":"2012-08-13T18:09:58","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T17:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=3652"},"modified":"2012-08-13T18:09:58","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T17:09:58","slug":"we-didnt-like-the-closing-ceremony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=3652","title":{"rendered":"We Didn&#8217;t Like the Closing&nbsp;Ceremony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monday 13th August 2012<\/p>\n<p>V. jaded day. We were up until 3 Italian time to view the Closing Ceremony. The Multis were furious.<\/p>\n<p>The Photo Multi said: &#8216;Why not just place a crappy old ghetto blaster in the middle of the stadium? Someone could make a grand entrance, switch it on and walk off again.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>My God! There shouldn&#8217;t have been a dry eye in the house by the end. And wouldn&#8217;t have been with mass singing of &#8216;The Day Thou Gavest, Lord, is Over&#8217;, followed by <em>Jerusalem<\/em> and <em>Land of Hope and Glory <\/em>for the finish as the Flame was extinguished.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted it wistful, melancholy, rumbling, rousing and climatic &#8211; not random and interminable.<\/p>\n<p>Where was the Eton Boating Song ? Or &#8216;Every Time We Say Goodbye&#8217;?<\/p>\n<p>The Blond Multi only took 3 hours sleep, went for a three mile run, then frayed on the phone to Parcelforce about a croquet set that was ordered on-line to be delivered here, to this Tuscan villa, but is stuck in Milan. Nobody can do anything. He can&#8217;t get through to Milan. He didn&#8217;t quite hurl his iPhone to the ground.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve been devising a reverse Closing Ceremony, which might have opened with Dame Evadne Hinge singing &#8216;Don&#8217;t cry for me, Argentina&#8217; and ended with Jarvis Cocker&#8217;s cover version of &#8216;I was Born in the USA.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Well, why not&#8230;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday 13th August 2012 V. jaded day. We were up until 3 Italian time to view the Closing Ceremony. The Multis were furious. The Photo Multi said: &#8216;Why not just place a crappy old ghetto blaster in the middle of the stadium? Someone could make a grand entrance, switch it on and walk off again.&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrain-edge"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3652"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3653,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3652\/revisions\/3653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}