{"id":3484,"date":"2012-07-02T23:38:23","date_gmt":"2012-07-02T22:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=3484"},"modified":"2012-07-02T23:38:23","modified_gmt":"2012-07-02T22:38:23","slug":"slightly-sloshed-val-only-ray-of-hope-in-waste-lands-midst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=3484","title":{"rendered":"Slightly Sloshed Val Only Ray of Hope in Waste Land&#8217;s&nbsp;Midst"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monday 2nd July 2012<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s unbearable. Not the racking, throbbing frenzy of the banking crisis of 2008 but now a low ashy death.<\/p>\n<p>This weather.<\/p>\n<p>The inertia in the banking sector. The Euro Crisis. I&#8217;ve barely the strength to wear frockage.<\/p>\n<p>My entry on my sales gains in frockage will have to wait until I&#8217;ve recovered. Don&#8217;t forget that miracle with the Topman suit jackette.Yet to come.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s more my private architect, BRUCE MacBain (at times falsely known as &#8216;Angus&#8217;), is trying to circulate a photograph of my grave.<\/p>\n<p>Can you imagine anything more demoralising?<\/p>\n<p>I assume he&#8217;s got a scheme worked out, but it&#8217;s not wanted YET.<\/p>\n<p>Only Val, who notices little in the world beyond owing to enthusiasm for a drop, goes on. Last Friday he made a strawberry and orange curd from an Old-Fashioned Jam book. He was much preoccupied with its over-sweetness and added lemon juice several times. I was round Saturday night and tried it with ice cream.<\/p>\n<p>Most unusual.<\/p>\n<p>Over the curd, we prepared a list of useful phrases to be included in an imaginary beginners&#8217; English lesson.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Would you like <em>une mille feuille<\/em>?&#8217;, for instance. To be followed by a full recital. &#8216;Would they like <em>une mille feuille<\/em>?&#8217; &#8216;Would he\/she or it like&#8230;.?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Of course, Val can still decline the subjunctive form of\u00a0 the French verb, Cueillir, with exceptional menace. Cueillir means to gather, pick, pluck or tear off. I always thought it meant &#8216;to grow&#8217; but it doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise, Val produced a catalogue. It was for a Paris exhibition, given in the 1980s,\u00a0 of photographs of society ladies from La Belle Epoque in Worth gowns. Some of them claimed to be Minerva, in other words equipped with a spear and shield, adding to the bulky effect. The captions, in French, were quite tart: &#8216;La Marquise\u00a0 Marie-Soubise Horloge de Sabayon Ferdandez Appleyard (or whatever) was a legendary beauty but nothing rivaled the cult she made of herself. She was Proust&#8217;s model for la Duchesse de Germantes.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>They were all Proust&#8217;s model for someone or other.<\/p>\n<p>Huge strivings, I imagine, to get into Proust in those days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday 2nd July 2012 It&#8217;s unbearable. Not the racking, throbbing frenzy of the banking crisis of 2008 but now a low ashy death. This weather. The inertia in the banking sector. The Euro Crisis. I&#8217;ve barely the strength to wear frockage. My entry on my sales gains in frockage will have to wait until I&#8217;ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrain-edge"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3484"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3485,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3484\/revisions\/3485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}