{"id":342,"date":"2009-09-12T11:27:52","date_gmt":"2009-09-12T10:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=342"},"modified":"2009-09-12T11:49:25","modified_gmt":"2009-09-12T10:49:25","slug":"mottram-issues-warning-to-unwanted-kitchens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=342","title":{"rendered":"Mottram issues Warning to Unwanted&nbsp;Kitchens"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mceTemp\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Saturday 12th September 2009<\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Anthony Mottram claims to have been approached by one Ilya Kuryakin in his Moscow Hotel (the Stalin and Top Set; supposedly 5 star). He has sent this picture of the event:<\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\">\n<div class=\"mceTemp\">\n<dl id=\"attachment_343\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\" style=\"width: 310px;\">\n<dt class=\"wp-caption-dt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-343\" title=\"Surprised by Chicken\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Surprised-by-Chicken-300x222.jpg\" alt=\"Someone in no way resembling Mottram horrified by unwanted kitchen in five-star hotel\" width=\"300\" height=\"222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Surprised-by-Chicken-300x222.jpg 300w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Surprised-by-Chicken.jpg 430w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/dt>\n<dd class=\"wp-caption-dd\">Someone in no way resembling Mottram horrified by unwanted kitchen in five-star hotel<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Here is the inevitable fate of a forward kitchen:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-344\" title=\"cooked kitchen\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/cooked-kitchen.jpg\" alt=\"cooked kitchen\" width=\"127\" height=\"96\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp\">Do not\u00a0worry\u00a0if you find this distasteful. Some of you want this blog to be bright and sunny and useful, I know. All right then, here&#8217;s a priceless piece of advice: make sure the kitchens that you do love avoid the same fate.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Saturday 12th September 2009 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Anthony Mottram claims to have been approached by one Ilya Kuryakin in his Moscow Hotel (the Stalin and Top Set; supposedly 5 star). He has sent this picture of the event: Someone in no way resembling Mottram horrified by unwanted kitchen in five-star hotel \u00a0 Here is the inevitable [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrain-edge"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":358,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions\/358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}