{"id":2915,"date":"2011-11-30T17:57:54","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T17:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2915"},"modified":"2011-11-30T17:57:54","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T17:57:54","slug":"decor-tips-from-ancient-egypt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2915","title":{"rendered":"Decor Tips from Ancient&nbsp;Egypt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday 30th November 2011<\/p>\n<p>You would have thought the Ancients were so taken up with fundamentals, they&#8217;d no time for anything else. When you think of the struggle to get a fire going or assemble any frockage &#8211; weave your own cloth. Need a comb &#8211; well, make your own.<\/p>\n<p>But, no; Poor Little Rich Gay tendencies set in early. Look at those combs below. There they were, carving away, putting in unnecessary details. I bet someone was cross about those irrelevant bird-shaped handles. Why bother with a comb at all, in fact, if you&#8217;re sweeping night and day to keep all that desert sand under control?<\/p>\n<p>There might have been a lack of extensive celebrity coverage in Ancient Egypt, but the style of life had its advantages. Quite frankly, take a few evening classes in pottery, carving, mummification, tomb painting , bash out the odd piece and 5000 years later it&#8217;ll be revered in a museum as a wondrously vibrant example of ethnic craft.<\/p>\n<p>So, Poor Little Rich Gays, why not start with a wanking statue as below, before launching on the painting of a full sarcophagus, perhaps for self-use in the long run.<\/p>\n<p>Render your own artefacts for future archaeology.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2900\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2900\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2900\" title=\"004\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/0041-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"They Didn't Have to Have the Birds: Poor Little Rich Gay Tendencies in Ancient Egypt\" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2900\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">They Didn&#39;t Have to Have the Birds: Poor Little Rich Gay Tendencies in Ancient Egypt<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2910\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2910\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2910\" title=\"025\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/025-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"Wanking Very In in Ancient Egypt: They Thought Semen the Source of Life Even When Applied Directly to the Earth\" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2910\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Wanking Very In in Ancient Egypt: They Thought Semen the Source of Life Even When Applied Directly to the Earth<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2909\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2909\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2909\" title=\"021\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/021-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"Ancient Egyptian Queen Mother\" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2909\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ancient Egyptian Queen Mother<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2908\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2908\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2908\" title=\"020\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/020-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"One Eye Blanked Out: Could be New for Spring: Gives a Suggestive Look\" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2908\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">One Eye Blanked Out: Could be New for Spring: Gives a Suggestive Look<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2911\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2911\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2911\" title=\"005\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/0052-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"Nice!\" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2911\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nice!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday 30th November 2011 You would have thought the Ancients were so taken up with fundamentals, they&#8217;d no time for anything else. When you think of the struggle to get a fire going or assemble any frockage &#8211; weave your own cloth. Need a comb &#8211; well, make your own. But, no; Poor Little Rich [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrain-edge"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2915"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2916,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915\/revisions\/2916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}