{"id":2903,"date":"2011-11-29T20:05:12","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T20:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2903"},"modified":"2011-11-29T20:05:12","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T20:05:12","slug":"i-am-bad-at-the-ashmolean-opening-bruce-mcbain-my-private-architect-desired-by-modern-egyptian-waiter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2903","title":{"rendered":"I Am Bad at the Ashmolean Opening: Bruce McBain, My Private Architect, Desired by Modern Egyptian Waiter"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tuesday 29th<\/sup> November 2011<\/p>\n

The Autumn Budget! Oh No! If this goes on much longer the Poor Little Rich Gays will have to be disbanded on grounds of taste.<\/p>\n

No, they won\u2019t.<\/p>\n

I was saying: Oxford, last Friday, the Ashmolean Opening of the Ancient Egypt and Nubia Galleries. The gathering just a wheeny bit stuffington. Certain looks at my tiny suitette with satin binding, from Topman.<\/p>\n

I thought to myself, I thought: you can huff and puff but where would you be without the Poor Little Rich Gays?<\/p>\n

Minus the Ancient Egypt and Nubia Galleries for a start. It was a Poor Little Rich Gay and his band of whippy young assistants with very particular glasses that only seem to be worn by architects who whirled up those galleries.<\/p>\n

Can you imagine the scenes? The slamming of doors and ripping up of plans, the spiked calls to suppliers (some of whom were cowed into a corner at the opening), the agonizing late into the night \u2013 it must be absolutely right, right, right; no compromise, none whatsoever.<\/p>\n

Smoke and steam curling under the door.<\/p>\n

Poor Little Rich Gays did all that. Nobody else could.<\/p>\n

At the Opening, I took to snoop graphing first of all one outstandingly tiny jackette, then I found another and then a third. \u00a0That was only three out of about three hundred. All the other jackets ought to have been hacked down with shearing scissors on the spot.<\/p>\n

The mini-jackies, it turned out, were worn by persons in the architectural party from London and the designer of the place mats on sale in the museum shop.<\/p>\n

I did not have conversation.<\/p>\n

Afterwards, with Bruce McBain, my private architect, of course present, and his partner, Tancredo Viamare, who is actually Italian, I went to a Loch Fyne chain restaurant (everywhere else booked) where the display kitchen offered a fine view to the chefs. On the stairs returning from the loo I encountered a modern Egyptian youth in cook’s whites who whispered in chronically broken English\u2026 \u2018You frien with thes glasses\u2026\u2019 and was then engulfed by giggles.<\/p>\n

He referred to Bruce McBain, who is indeed rugged, handsome and beaming\u00a0 and\u00a0 who had no idea of the rapture he induced.<\/p>\n

Coming soon: Ancient Egyptian d\u00e9cor tips.<\/p>\n

Tomorrow I am at a Table Quiz in a Church Hall in Wanny. Saturday I board for Venice.<\/p>\n

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I've Got This Picture the Right Way Up! Ed Vaizey with the V-C<\/p><\/div>\n

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Tiny Jacket at the Ashmolean Opening No 1<\/p><\/div>\n

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Tiny Jacket at the Ashmolean Opening No 2: This Man Also Had Hair 'Up'<\/p><\/div>\n

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Tiny Jacket at the Ashmolean Opening No 3 <\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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