Monday 14th November 2011<\/p>\n
I know…such riches promised…my vision of what love is… in addition Dinner at Heston to be evoked…<\/p>\n
But the Gay Mother, 87, is having her bathroom done up. ‘White tiles,’ she says, for the bath surround. ‘What kind of white tiles?’ I inquire. ‘Oblong? Square? Thin? Fat? Smooth or Provencal finish? Beveled? What colour grout? What house for the tiles? Bruce MacBain favours Johnson and Johnson. You’ll be three weeks choosing at least. ‘ ‘Oh, I’m not interested in any of that.’ What about the tiling module? Where will the short ends go? Grid or ‘brick’ lay-out?\u00a0 You need Bruce MacBain (he’s my private architect)….I’m sure he could helicopter down…’<\/p>\n
A bit of a pause at the Gay Mother’s end of the telephone: ‘I don’t think I’ll be making a scene about some tiles.’<\/p>\n
Agony!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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