{"id":2654,"date":"2011-09-04T18:53:02","date_gmt":"2011-09-04T17:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2654"},"modified":"2011-09-04T18:53:02","modified_gmt":"2011-09-04T17:53:02","slug":"yachting-off-the-coast-of-californication","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2654","title":{"rendered":"Yachting off the Coast of Californication"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sunday 4th<\/sup> September 2011<\/p>\n

Yes, in Poor Little Rich Gay speak, it\u2019s Californication.<\/p>\n

Childish! I don\u2019t care.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve never been there, have you? I\u2019m hoping that one day I\u2019ll visit with Harry Rollo, who is semi-resident.<\/p>\n

It was Harry Rollo, the impresario and perf artist (he\u2019s flooding the Hollywood Bowl), who yachted.<\/p>\n

Otherwise Poor Little Rich Gays are mostly back in, re-hutched. \u00a0Lord Arrowby, Robert Nevil, Joshua Baring, Prince Dmitri Hersov, Laura Malcolm, Frankie-Doreen May, Giles Ullerston, Sonny Hammond, Connor Cadoux, Peter Ainger, Elsa Hodgeman, Adelaide Hodgeman, Lady Newell, Marcus Cargill, Hamish McCory, Matt Driver, Carol Earle have all regained. Only the Multis are detained in Tuscany at the villa for another week. Just look at the cleaner\u2019s bill! See graph below. 115.32 euros for a shopping list. It doesn\u2019t say what the shopping cost.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s some drama re: the tip for the cleaner. Rich Bruce MacBain left 50 euros after 4 nights at the villa. I think that\u2019s the absolute max for any length of stay. It\u2019s not the cleaner who needs tipping, it\u2019s the Multis.<\/p>\n

I shall arrange a big charity gala for them in October to raise further funds. You may remember that such an event was staged at the Royal Opera House Covent Garden for Margot Fonteyn after her gun-running husband had bled her dry.<\/p>\n

Apparently in Panama her roof was tin.<\/p>\n

The Multis are alone at the villa (which accommodates a max of 18) but still dressing for dinner in baby-blue or shell pink linen suits; another development is that breakfast is no longer served in the Stonehenge by the kitchen (table so vast you had to get up every time you wanted anything) but is laid intimately for two by the pool. But Captain Blond Multi breakfasts actually in the pool just as he reads waterborne.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure they are incredibly intimate.<\/p>\n

The Photo Multi has switched those po-cupboards round in my old room at the villa so both door-knobs abut (right word?) the bed. Selfless, since the room will next be occupied by other renters.<\/p>\n

Oh, look! I\u2019ve no space left for Harry Rollo\u2019s yachting. It\u2019ll have to wait for tomorrow.<\/p>\n

And there\u2019s my great meditation on kitchen love, forthcoming for so long I\u2019ve quite forgotten what I was going to say. I intend to move into the kitchen department myself, you know. There were such revelations at the Tuscan apartemento, but I wouldn’t quite take Arjan Bose’s hard line. He’s strongly anti-kitchen, you see.\u00a0 I\u2019m determined that every baroque contortion of the love lives of Poor Little Rich Gays shall be memorialised. We must know what lies beneath any touching and costly wedding ceremony.<\/p>\n

Val, by the way, is at the Charing, apparently to acquire yet more skeletal jewellery, i.e. pinning of bones. I must call him.<\/p>\n

\"Villa

Villa Running Costs: the Multis Stung: What Will European Central Bank Do?<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Bedside

Bedside Po-Cupboard in My Room at the Tuscan Villa: At Last the Right Way Round <\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sunday 4th September 2011 Yes, in Poor Little Rich Gay speak, it\u2019s Californication. Childish! I don\u2019t care. I\u2019ve never been there, have you? I\u2019m hoping that one day I\u2019ll visit with Harry Rollo, who is semi-resident. It was Harry Rollo, the impresario and perf artist (he\u2019s flooding the Hollywood Bowl), who yachted. Otherwise Poor Little […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrain-edge"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2654"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2657,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654\/revisions\/2657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}