{"id":2412,"date":"2011-07-08T14:38:03","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T13:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2412"},"modified":"2011-07-08T14:41:19","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T13:41:19","slug":"summer-boardings-the-demise-of-the-news-of-the-world-and-a-photo-shoot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2412","title":{"rendered":"Summer Boardings, the Demise of the News of the World and a Photo Shoot"},"content":{"rendered":"

Friday 8th July 2011<\/p>\n

I’m just back from a Photo Shoot at Bruce MacBain’s, my personal architect. So much to tell about his curtain over the door; it’s been years and still not right; now\u00a0 the Poor Little Rich Gays of Belsize Park are\u00a0 piling in, wanting everything torn down for a complete re-build , he, Bruce MacBain, to arrange just like that.<\/p>\n

He was just able, between breaths, to graph me in my outfits.<\/p>\n

Yesterday Connor Cadoux, of the Australian Poor Little Rich Gays, boarded for Bodrum where he and Sonny Hammond are to join a gullet and cruise. I took a gullet some years ago with Laura Malcolm, Matt Driver, Frankie-Doreen May, Giles Ullerston and the children. It was complete heaven but we did think next time we’d have flushing toilets not pump-action. I don’t know what the Australian Poor Little Rich Gays will make of it. It is unlikely that any enchanting likelinesses will make themselves known from the shore. There’s simply nobody there. On the whole, the gullet experience is not front line Poor Little Rich Gay. It’s quite outdoor. Sonny is looking forward to wearing his Lanvin summer scarf\u00a0 on board (it was he who made the summer scarf new for this summer; don’t let that be forgotten). He’s already tried it on the motorino in Rome and, owing to its fine lightness, it nearly blew away.\u00a0 He must have stopped off in Istanbul before going on to Bodrum. At the Blue Mosque he refused to leave\u00a0 his Bottega Veneta slip-ons on the public rack and had to be given a plastic bag to carry them in. I said: ‘Leave out the Blue Mosque altogether; there’s an awful smell of feet within’.<\/p>\n

Also dreary, etre frank.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, back in our sacred homeland, Poor Little Rich Gays are racking their brains to think of the headlines that will now never appear in the News of the World depicting their plentiful scandals.<\/p>\n

If only they’d hacked into our phones…. we wouldn’t have minded…<\/p>\n

Come back tomorrow for more sales shopping and Lord Arrowby’s party. I think I’m going to wear the Prada stone slacks, so immaculately tooled.<\/p>\n

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Friday 8th July 2011 I’m just back from a Photo Shoot at Bruce MacBain’s, my personal architect. So much to tell about his curtain over the door; it’s been years and still not right; now\u00a0 the Poor Little Rich Gays of Belsize Park are\u00a0 piling in, wanting everything torn down for a complete re-build , […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrain-edge"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2412"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2414,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2412\/revisions\/2414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}