{"id":2265,"date":"2011-05-20T19:51:51","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T18:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2265"},"modified":"2011-05-20T23:28:43","modified_gmt":"2011-05-20T22:28:43","slug":"poor-little-rich-gays-near-the-throne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2265","title":{"rendered":"Poor Little Rich Gays Near the Throne"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here is Royston King, of whom we will be seeing a great deal next week, as the Chelsea Flower Show gets underway (yes, I will be there), wielding a fork with Camilla Cornwall and her ex-husband Andrew Parker-Bowles at an important opening recently.<\/p>\n

So much to report: our visit to Frogmore and Val’s recovery from catastrophe and reassumption of sandwich making. Also forthcoming, my great meditation on how Wotan is a Poor Little Rich Gay, Ed Jasper, the bedlinen expert, and Roland Mainflower’s fridge, and how Marcus Cargill, England’s leading clock-mender, is taking octopus on Lesbos at this very moment. Ducklings have hatched on yet another Poor Little Rich Gay mega high-rise terrace. These ones are a rare breed, so there have been stunning developments. There’s live footage to come.<\/p>\n

In the morning I see Lord Arrowby, my part-time love-interest, who is being perfectly impossible. He and Nicholas Taudevin have thrown my proposed Bath Abbey wedding outfit into doubt. Luckily there’s three more weeks in which to re-think and for Lord Arrowby to arrange a subsciption Gala to raise money for back-up frockage. Joshua Baring is getting nearer and nearer the masculine diamonds I require, every day and in every way.<\/p>\n

The Multis, meanwhile, have gone into the countryside for the weekend.<\/p>\n

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Royston King, Camilla Cornwall and Andrew Parker-Bowles Showing Their Forks at a Recent Opening <\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here is Royston King, of whom we will be seeing a great deal next week, as the Chelsea Flower Show gets underway (yes, I will be there), wielding a fork with Camilla Cornwall and her ex-husband Andrew Parker-Bowles at an important opening recently. So much to report: our visit to Frogmore and Val’s recovery from […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrain-edge"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2265"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2269,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2265\/revisions\/2269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}