{"id":2107,"date":"2011-03-31T22:12:57","date_gmt":"2011-03-31T21:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2107"},"modified":"2011-03-31T22:13:38","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T21:13:38","slug":"my-trousers-in-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2107","title":{"rendered":"My Trousers in&nbsp;Crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday 31<sup>st<\/sup> March 2011<\/p>\n<p>It started in a small way. You remember those chestnut brown Prada slacks I bought at Christmas in the sale, left in the shop for alteration, then forgot about? Well, after retrieving and wearing four times, a few bobbles appeared in the thigh area. So down they went to the drawing room (where mending takes place) for the lumps to be pushed back into the fabric with a needle.<\/p>\n<p>But within a few days I had the following on my hands:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Black Balenciaga slacks (reduced from \u00a3450) ripped from the occupant (me) climbing over a railing to get to Plant Organic. I had also sat in some Blu-Tac<\/li>\n<li>Herringbone Paul and Joe trews \u2013 three risotto grains fell on: stained<\/li>\n<li>Honey-beige Margiela \u2013 arse seam split<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Can you imagine my disquiet and sense of menace?<\/p>\n<p>Those Balenciaga are going straight back to H. Nicks, to from whence they came. Shoddy, absolutely second-rate and criminal \u2013 that they should rip from normal behaviour such as heaving over a fence.<\/p>\n<p>Am looking forward to the scene.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2108\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2108\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2108\" title=\"003\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/003-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"Ripped Balenciaga \" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/003-562x750.jpg 562w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/003-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/003.JPG 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2108\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ripped Balenciaga <\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2109\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2109\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2109\" title=\"007\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0072-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"Martin Margiela - arse seam ripped\" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0072-562x750.jpg 562w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0072-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0072.JPG 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2109\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Martin Margiela - arse seam ripped<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2110\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2110\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2110\" title=\"004\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0042-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"Prada Chestnut Brown Slacks - Bobble\" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0042-562x750.jpg 562w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0042-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0042.JPG 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2110\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Prada Chestnut Brown Slacks - Bobble<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2111\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2111\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2111\" title=\"005\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0054-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"Prada Chestnut Brown - General View \" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0054-562x750.jpg 562w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0054-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0054.JPG 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2111\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Prada Chestnut Brown - General View <\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2112\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2112\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2112\" title=\"008\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0081-650x487.jpg\" alt=\"Paul and Joe Herringbone - Risotto Stain\" width=\"650\" height=\"487\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0081-650x487.jpg 650w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0081-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0081.JPG 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2112\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Paul and Joe Herringbone - Risotto Stain<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday 31st March 2011 It started in a small way. You remember those chestnut brown Prada slacks I bought at Christmas in the sale, left in the shop for alteration, then forgot about? Well, after retrieving and wearing four times, a few bobbles appeared in the thigh area. So down they went to the drawing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrain-edge"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2107"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2114,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2107\/revisions\/2114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}