{"id":2010,"date":"2011-02-21T20:04:44","date_gmt":"2011-02-21T20:04:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2010"},"modified":"2011-02-21T20:04:44","modified_gmt":"2011-02-21T20:04:44","slug":"i%e2%80%99ve-been-at-the-hastings-tudor-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2010","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019ve Been at the Hastings Tudor&nbsp;House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monday 21<sup>st<\/sup> February 2011<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it\u2019s open. After five years of intensive Tudorisation, the Tudor House at Hastings, by Angus Willis, international food writer, stylist and grapher, is finally open.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m just back from the weekend there, in fact Tudorised to an amazed standstill. Also smoked. I sat in the inglenook for authenticity, although not yet in one of the ruffs that Val is threatening to create for compulsory wear within the wattle and daub confines, equivalent to the skull caps required in gogues.<\/p>\n<p>So you\u2019ll have to wait until tomorrow for a full account.<\/p>\n<p>Today I maided my wardrobe, a risky undertaking when feeling frail. I\u2019ve mentioned before that my frockage is wheeling beyond my grasp. Remember those chestnut slacks, bought in the January sales at Prada, left in the shop for alternation, then forgotten about? That\u2019s merely the iceberg\u2019s tip. For some weeks I\u2019ve had a nasty, dreamy, creamy lurking slime that certain garments need cleaning. This afternoon I thought I\u2019d drench through and bundle up a therapeutic consignment for Jeeves of Belgravia (the only possible dry cleaner unless you are eager for court action).<\/p>\n<p>But miracle of miracles! I checked with glasses on, all the suits, all the coats and outdoor jackets. No grime on the collars, no stains, not smelly, just a little crumpled. I can always home press.<\/p>\n<p>So, no need to spend \u00a3200 at Jeeves of Belgravia. And dry cleaning is ruinous of a frock. You should hear Val on the subject. Much better to brush and sponge and air.<\/p>\n<p>So that\u2019s what I\u2019ll do. I couldn\u2019t believe it. The wardrobe nailed back into place in twenty minutes.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2011\" style=\"width: 572px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2011\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2011\" title=\"001\" src=\"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/001-562x750.jpg\" alt=\"Example of a Ruff as Might Become Compulsory Wear for Entrants to Angus Willis's Hastings Tudor House \" width=\"562\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/001-562x750.jpg 562w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/001-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/001.JPG 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2011\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Example of a Ruff as Might Become Compulsory Wear for Entrants to Angus Willis&#39;s Hastings Tudor House <\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday 21st February 2011 Yes, it\u2019s open. After five years of intensive Tudorisation, the Tudor House at Hastings, by Angus Willis, international food writer, stylist and grapher, is finally open. I\u2019m just back from the weekend there, in fact Tudorised to an amazed standstill. Also smoked. 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