{"id":2008,"date":"2011-02-17T23:21:47","date_gmt":"2011-02-17T23:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2008"},"modified":"2011-02-17T23:21:47","modified_gmt":"2011-02-17T23:21:47","slug":"just-back-from-anna-nicole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=2008","title":{"rendered":"Just Back from Anna&nbsp;Nicole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday 17th February 2011<\/p>\n<p>Banter with Norma Lamont in the front foyer at Covent Garden. Paparazzi were behind a barrier. &#8216;Lamont!&#8217; one shouted &#8216;Get in shot&#8217;. &#8216;I&#8217;m feeling tired,&#8217; Norma cried. &#8216;Too late,&#8217; the Pap went, flashing. &#8216;What&#8217;s going on?&#8217; Norma turned to me, not as an ordinary member of the public, of course, but as the clear equal of a clapped-out former Chancellor of the Exchequer. &#8216;Perhaps they think you&#8217;re Anna Nicole,&#8217; I said. A gruff figure loomed: &#8216;Hello, Norma. Great article on AV in the&#8230;&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Val arrived, luscious with anecdote: &#8216;The outrage in the off-licence! The flat let to a madam. A life crowded with incident.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Awash with handsomeness, finery and grooming, oh ! it was a premi\u00e8re. European ladies had winged hair, English ladies were in what I call cocktail dresses and huge spikes. Lord Linley looked a little tiny and ridic seated in the Crush Bar with huge pier glass and gilt swirls behind.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;So near the throne!&#8217; I said. &#8216;And yet so far,&#8217; Val said.<\/p>\n<p>The opera: we did and we didn&#8217;t. A little slight. Something wrong with it. Couldn&#8217;t quite put finger on. Not boring though. (is that a review?)\u00a0 But hardly bearing compare to any full work by our own dear performance artist, Harry Rollo, who gives tomorrow at a massive venue, as it happens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday 17th February 2011 Banter with Norma Lamont in the front foyer at Covent Garden. Paparazzi were behind a barrier. &#8216;Lamont!&#8217; one shouted &#8216;Get in shot&#8217;. &#8216;I&#8217;m feeling tired,&#8217; Norma cried. &#8216;Too late,&#8217; the Pap went, flashing. &#8216;What&#8217;s going on?&#8217; Norma turned to me, not as an ordinary member of the public, of course, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrain-edge"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2009,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008\/revisions\/2009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}