{"id":10741,"date":"2022-08-07T18:32:02","date_gmt":"2022-08-07T17:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=10741"},"modified":"2022-08-07T18:32:02","modified_gmt":"2022-08-07T17:32:02","slug":"val-trapped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/?p=10741","title":{"rendered":"Val&nbsp;Trapped"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday 7th August 2022<\/p>\n<p>Val&#8217;s zapper went on the blink. His telly was stuck on ITV2. Luckily by the time I arrived at Moscova, a nice neighbour had re-programmed the machine. But for days Val was trapped, as in <em>Waiting for Godot<\/em>. &#8216;I turned the sound down in the hope of making it more interesting,&#8217; he said. But in vain. &#8216; Z list American actors are still Z list American actors. \u00a0&#8220;Acting&#8221; seems to involve looking like you&#8217;ve got serious indigestion and we can all do that.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>He is worried by Liz Truss&#8217;s hair. It&#8217;s very small but not as bad as Margaret Beckett. \u00a0&#8216;You know the ineluctable theory of power and women&#8217;s hair.&#8217; Nobody seems to like Liz Truss. The Gay Mother said, &#8216;Have you seen this Liz Truss? Wretched little girl. Miserable little thing.&#8217; But I never have seen her, or only in pictures, never moving or speaking. What is to be done? Maybe at the last minute they&#8217;ll announce that it&#8217;s all been a bad dream and it&#8217;s not Liz Truss but Lynne, the other Truss (how many can there be?). Nobody could object to her&#8230; surely. And it&#8217;s so nearly the same name, would anybody notice?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday 7th August 2022 Val&#8217;s zapper went on the blink. His telly was stuck on ITV2. Luckily by the time I arrived at Moscova, a nice neighbour had re-programmed the machine. But for days Val was trapped, as in Waiting for Godot. &#8216;I turned the sound down in the hope of making it more interesting,&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adrain-edge"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10742,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10741\/revisions\/10742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poorlittlerichgays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}